My selfish definition of unfair

Right now, unfair to me is spending the next 2 days at work, 12 hour shifts each day, with the first two 80+ degree days of the year.  I'd rather break my 3 year streak and call in sick.

"McGuinn broke into lusty pursuit, driven by ancient instincts but also by sheer joy.  Was there a better way to spend a spring morning, racing free through cool green meadows, snapping at a pair of fleeing hindquarters while slow-footed humans yammered helplessly in protest?
Every dog dreamed of such adventure."
~ Carl Hiaasen, Sick Puppy