Girl day

I'm having a girl day.  And not in the good way.  It's one of those days where real or imagined, everything sucks.  And the small things are suddenly big things...

- my whoopie pies didn't turn out right.  They're kinda undercooked in the middle.  And they're my contribution to a party I'm heading to in less than 30 minutes.  *Sigh*

- I accidentally got pureed pumpkin on my vacuum.  Don't ask.

- There's a hole in the toe of my socks.

- I haven't been to the gym more than once in 2 weeks.  I feel like a tub of lard.

- I'm out of laundry soap, so that means 20 minutes of grating a bar of castile soap to make my own.

- It is so frigidly freaking cold here, I actually turned up both my thermostat heat and my fireplace.  I'm tired of being cold inside.  So much for keeping my heating bills down.

- I have 3 days of dayshift at the Academy starting tomorrow.  I don't want to go.  I don't want to dress up in my stupid monkey suit with shiny shoes (which are falling apart), and make nice and be friendly for 3 days with people I've never met before.  Did I mention I don't want to go?

- My 3 day weekend, which ends today, was not enough to make up for working 10 days in a row.  Not nearly enough.

I know this is such a pitiful list.  There are far more important things that people are worrying about. Well, selfishly, I don't currently care. 

Common sense is not so common.
~ Voltaire