My bathroom (for a laugh)

In this whole house, there is only one mirror - in the bathroom.  (At the apartment I had 3 huge mirrors - I couldn't get away from myself sometimes).  I wanted to demonstrate how silly the single mirror was, but couldn't think of a better way.  I can only see myself from like the collarbone up. 

Introducing me, 8am, after about 10 hours of sleep, 2 cups of coffee, and no shower for 3 days.  (There's no other explanation for why I'm doing this.  And yes, I'm taking a shower in a minute....) 

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~ Erma Bombeck